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Post by largo on Apr 3, 2005 3:39:17 GMT
Thought of making a thread like this. Only post the letter you want me to choose. Dont make up your own choices. Well the maddness begeins right...now
Its Saturday afternoon. Im real board. Im trying to skip through the day playing Counter-Strike. My server is ruined after a bunch of 7 year olds and hackers begein to join. Well, its about time I do something different. Right when I say that I decide to...
A)Go on a killing spree
B)Fix the TV
C)Throw durains at people
D)Set my computer on fire
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Post by eviloyster on Apr 3, 2005 11:29:14 GMT
C all the way  |
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Post by largo on Apr 3, 2005 16:20:15 GMT
I grab my gasmask and gloves and open my crate of durains. I pick one up and try to find any living thing to throw them at. I find my roomate playing Grand Turismo 4. I throw it at his face with all my strenght. "AHHH IT BURNS!". He is screaming on the floor with his hands on his face. People down the hall begein to smell the durains and try to call the cops.
Should I...
A)Throw durains at the people calling the cops
B)Wait till the cops come and throw durains at them
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Post by mrpobbles on Apr 4, 2005 15:44:51 GMT
B!!!! BIG CAR CHASE WITH U DRIVE BYING THEM WITH DURIANS
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Post by largo on Apr 4, 2005 20:43:52 GMT
I run into my bedroom. I hide under the desk untill the cops arive. With my gasmask and my durains ready, I chuck the durain at the cop. It hits him in the leg and he falls down screaming. The other cop readys his pistol. I throw another durain and it hits his gun. He drops the gun next to the other officer. Once the gun hits the ground, it fires at the injured cop's head. I run toward the cop still standing holding my arm out as far as I can. As I run past the cop, I smash the durain into his head. I grab the cart of durains and run into the hallway.
Should I
A)Jack a car, kill everyone who gets in my way
B)Go to a room where someone is sleeping, poor the cart on them
C)Get rid of the durains, take of all the gear and act innocent
D)Eat one of the durains
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Post by mrpobbles on Apr 7, 2005 21:54:42 GMT
hmmmmmmmm... i'd say.....BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!
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Post by largo on Apr 7, 2005 22:08:07 GMT
I walk into some dude's room. He's fast asleep. It seems like he wont wake up anytime soon. I roll the cart next to his bed. I pick up the cart and slowly turn it sideways. "OH MY FSUCKING g0d IT BURNS!" he screams. His whole body melts away and a black shadow on the bed is whats left of him. I hear a helicopter flying over the building and more police cars aproaching. Gunshots are fired at the windows and almost hit me.
What should I do next?
A) Throw durains at cops
B) Throw durains at the SWAT team coming out of the helicopter
C) Eat a durain
D) Run back to room, pick up dead officer's gun, return fire
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Post by mrpobbles on Apr 7, 2005 22:11:17 GMT
id have to say a + b merged 2gether in a big durianified frenzy
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Post by largo on Apr 7, 2005 22:41:57 GMT
Since the durain cart is nearly empty I climp inside of it and ride down the hallway to the parking lot to face the cops AND the SWAT team at the same time. I grab 2 durains and put one in each hand. Their are 2 cops behind a car and I throw both of them. The SWAT team is now repeling out of the helicopter trying to shoot me.I throw a durain at the rope, cutting it. The SWAT team falls to the ground nearly killing them. To finish them off I throw durains at the near dead body's. It doesnt seem to work because of the body armor. Their pretty much dead anyway.
What should I do next?
A) Take a police car
B) Drive my own car
C) Take one of the SWAT unit's Glocks
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Post by eviloyster on Apr 10, 2005 9:02:40 GMT
C!! I must be bored  |
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Post by largo on Apr 12, 2005 2:32:38 GMT
Their are still a few more SWAT members and police officers ariving at the scene. Through one of the police officers cars I hear "The sniper is in position". Once I hear this, I grab a glock thats on the ground, hold it up backwards (been around to many open durain fumes) and aim the hold the gun up. I yell at them "IM GONNA SHOOT IT!". They hold their guns up but dont fire. One of the cops walks up to me and starts nagotiating. Once he tells me not to kill myself I start to realize "Oh its backwards." Then I flip it to the right direction and aim it to the swats and the cops. They seem a little more tence. Over the radio I hear a voice saying "Sniper has view over the target, will fire when ready". Once I hear that, I flip the gun, hold it by the barrel, and throw it at one of the cops standing by his car. He falls down and me and whats left of the durains get in the car. Since Im lucky today, the keys are still in the car, I turn them and drive off.
Where should I go?
A)Airport
B)Game store
C)Mc Donalds
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Post by eviloyster on Apr 13, 2005 17:58:24 GMT
B, and try and mention counter-strike:P
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Post by largo on Apr 13, 2005 18:09:56 GMT
Ok Im running out of ideas now
I drive the car to the local game store. Recently Ive been thinking of getting a new game for my X-Box. I dont got a lot of money right now so I look at the bargain bin. I see Counter-Strike. Well, I already have this game for the PC but, you can have awsome LAN parties with this. So I grab my cash and head for the counter. I put the game on it and my money and wait for the employee to scan it or whatever. He does. "Do you want a bag with this, sir?" he says.
A)Get a bag
B)Carry it
(that was all I could think of with CS)
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Post by eviloyster on Apr 13, 2005 21:09:07 GMT
Lol, go with B, maybe a psycho will try to steal it:P
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Post by largo on Apr 13, 2005 22:06:16 GMT
OK stop trying to take over the story
"Bag please" I say. So the employee puts the CS game in a bag. I see some people in bandanas with what looks to be a gun in their pants. I walk up to them and I say "Is that a gun in your trousers?" they say "yes". And I say "Whats it for?" and the guy says "To protect me." I say "To protect you from what? Ze germans?". He and the other 2 people start laughing. Because obviously, Snatch is the best movie ever. The guy takes about 10 steps, turns around and shoots me in the arm. I fall and drop my bag. CS is half way revealed as it slipps out. Some guy runs up to it, picks it up and runs away. I hear him say "Terrorists win" as he runs towards the exit. "That cost me a good ¥8,000!" I but my arm near my chest Resident Evil style and run as fast as I can toward the exit. I see the person in the parking lot now with a gun pointing at his head. I hear a loud bang and he falls to the ground, as does my copy of CS. I pick it up with my hand that is un injured and start my car to head back home. Apparently, the parking lot is now sorrounded by police crusers. "Damnit, fighting cops is getting kinda boring" I say. Right after I say that, the game store explodes and so does every police cruser around it. I hear some cops yell "What happen!" and someone else saying "Someone set up us the bomb!". I take this time to drive back home. Once Im home I decide I should
A)Watch some TV
B)drink some tea
C)Play CS
D)Fly away
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