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Post by eviloyster on May 31, 2005 21:39:54 GMT
After arguing with Manwe over the amount of purple on the site (and it was more than this, way more than this) some changes have been made.
Firstly, Erich, oro404kenshin and Klacid have been temporarily demoted due to inactivity, i'll gladly give them back their ranks if they contact me via PM or MSN but inactive staff accounts are a security risk... apparently.
Secondly i've updated the moderators for the boards.
Thirdly i've made Largo a global moderator cause i'm bored.
And finally manwe has proclaimed himself "real admin" of this site.
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Post by Manwë on May 31, 2005 21:41:51 GMT
I AM GOD!
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Post by eviloyster on May 31, 2005 21:42:58 GMT
Yes *pats* We all know. *throws purple bouncy ball* Fetch!
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Post by Manwë on May 31, 2005 21:46:17 GMT
*runs after ball* PUUUUUUUUUUUUURPLE!
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Post by eviloyster on May 31, 2005 21:48:14 GMT
Quick people, run while he's distracted!!!
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Post by Manwë on May 31, 2005 21:55:28 GMT
*turns into a giant purple flamingo and attacks people*
NEWS JUST IN- I TURNED INTO A GIANT PURPLE FLAMINGO AND STARTED ATTACKING PEOPLE
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Post by eviloyster on May 31, 2005 21:58:41 GMT
News just in - What he said.
More news - A librarian has got his finger trapped under the page of a book, the fire department are on their way to help try free him, but there's no guessing just how long it'll take.
*says in true chris morris style* Back to you Manwe.
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Post by Manwë on May 31, 2005 22:12:15 GMT
Today the Queen announced the heir to the throne of England would not be Big Ears but Bob from the Chip shop. She then followed this with a string of profanity and whisky bottle. Aides say she has been under extreme stress.
In other news oyster was convicted of attempting to lure innocent teenage girls into bondage games easrlier today.
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Post by eviloyster on May 31, 2005 22:14:33 GMT
BREAKING NEWS!!!! Tony Blair has been assasinated! Heeheeheeheeheehee. He was brutally assaulted by mr blobby earlier today after Blair called Blobby a hideous pink bastard.
Edit: Damn you Manwe, it was just a misinterpretation of the phrase "tying someone to a chair" which led to...
And you stalk girlies every day with your arsenal of bondage toys so don't say it's just me! Did I say that, i meant...
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Post by Manwë on May 31, 2005 22:19:02 GMT
NEWS JUST IN- Manwe and Oyster have opened a bondage and schoolgirl surplus store
Also oyster hates his mouse
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Post by eviloyster on May 31, 2005 22:20:38 GMT
ULTRANEWS!!! (hey, it's catchy) Manwe and Oysters bondage and schoolgirl surplus store is having a sale, 50% off all ropes! Offer ends thursday.
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Post by largo on May 31, 2005 22:25:39 GMT
Arrest who ever walks in first
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Post by eviloyster on May 31, 2005 22:26:49 GMT
No, I want to make some profit, go visit it in vets
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Post by largo on May 31, 2005 22:31:50 GMT
Yay first custimor: Michael Jackson
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Post by eviloyster on May 31, 2005 22:34:12 GMT
Ah! He's come to molest me *shoots him in the space where his nose would be* That ought to take care of things.
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