OutotShadows
Regular
Life sucks, then you die.....
Posts: 299
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Post by OutotShadows on Jan 28, 2005 2:24:52 GMT
your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries
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Post by RebornInFlames on Jan 28, 2005 2:37:42 GMT
And there was much rejoicing.
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Post by largo on Jan 30, 2005 2:37:14 GMT
 SILLY ENGLISH! |
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Post by RebornInFlames on Jan 30, 2005 15:01:10 GMT
Spoken: The most interesting thing about King Charles the First is that he was 5 foot 6 inches tall at the start of his reign, but only 4 foot 8 inches tall at the end of it... becasue of...
Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England PURITAN
Born in 1599 and died in 1658 SEPTEMBER
Was at first ONLY
MP for Huntingdon
BUT THEN
He led the Ironside Cavalry at Marston Moor
in 1644 and won
Then he founded the new model army
And praise be, beat the Cavaliers at Naisby
And the King fled up North, like a bat to the Scots.
Spoken: But under the terms of John Pimm's Solemn league and covenant, the Scots handed King Charles the first over to...
Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England
AND HIS WARTS
Born in 1599 and died in 1658 SEPTEMBER
But alas OY VAY!
Disagreement then broke out
BETWEEN The Presbyterian Parliament
And the Military who meant
To have an independent bent.
And so ...
The second Civil War broke out
And the Roundhead ranks
Faced the Cavaliers at Preston banks
And the King lost again, silly thing
STUPID GIT
Spoken: And Cromwell sent Colonel Pride to purge the House of Commons of the Presbyterian Royalists, leaving behind only the rump Parliment
Which appointed a High Court at Westminster Hall
To indict Charles the First for... tyranny
OOOHHH!
Charles was sentenced to death
Even though he refused to accept
That the court had... jurisdiction
SAY GOODBYE TO HIS HEAD.
Poor King Charles laid his head on the block
JANUARY 1649
Down came the axe, and...
Spoken: In the silence that followed, the only sound that could be heard was a solitary giggle, from...
Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England OLÉ
Born in 1599 and died in 1658 SEPTEMBER
Then he smashed IRELAND
Set up the Commonwealth
AND MORE
He crushed the Scots at Worcester
And beat the Dutch at sea
In 1653 and then
He dissolved the rump Parliament
And with Lambert's consent
Wrote the instrument of Government
Under which Oliver was Protector at last.
The end!
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Post by largo on Jan 31, 2005 1:04:07 GMT
This bird has ceased to be!
(flying circus)
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Post by largo on Jul 11, 2005 21:34:56 GMT
I DONT LIKE SPAM!(caps)
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Post by urgirl on Jul 15, 2005 2:11:56 GMT
python sucks ur moms dong
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Post by urgirl on Jul 15, 2005 2:12:25 GMT
python sucks ur moms dong
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Post by largo on Jul 15, 2005 17:13:05 GMT
Ha ha double post
Fission Mailed
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Post by eviloyster on Jul 18, 2005 16:40:57 GMT
69.169.172.186
kurtthehurt1001@hotmail.com
Spam them to death people! ^_^
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Post by largo on Aug 1, 2005 0:57:47 GMT
You didnt need to do that, everyone active poster is a mod or admin now
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